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Shame that Dog!
Dec. 21st, 2013 06:01 pmOK! Here's a poll! Which of these dog shaming pictures (of my dog) are the best?!
( PICS AND POLL UNDER HERE! )
( PICS AND POLL UNDER HERE! )
A glimpse of my life at the moment:
Me: Dude, I'm hungry. *gets 2 slices of bread out of the bag*
Sam: (Translated from the original Baby noises for your convenience) Excuse me! I am alone and do not like it! Also I have dropped my pacifier and would like it returned.
Me: One second Pumpkin! Mommy is coming! *drops bread into toaster, closes the bread bag*
Sam: OMG the service SUCKS and you are not getting a tip, woman! Why are you so SLOW!
Me: *bustles in chatting to the baby and putting the world back to rights* *gets distracted tidying up a bit, then sits at the computer for a few moments for a little bit of a break*
DURING THIS TIME HALF AN HOUR HAS PASSED
Me: Dude, I'm hungry. Wait ... did I eat earlier? *returns to kitchen and finishes making a sandwich*
Happy Holidays to everybody and I hope life is treating you all well! Things are pretty good even if I can't remember what I'm doing from one moment to the next and the housework *sighs* you know, I'm not going to talk about the housework. Things will soon be even better because I have a pumpkin pie in the oven, and I will soon have cookies in the oven, and then there will be the eating of said pie and cookies and that just makes the world a better place, am I right? I know! I'm totally right.
New pics in the Pumpkin Gallery, well, new to you. The professional pics are there too for those who were unable to look at them on the website. The requisite pic of the new mommy (me) looking like 9 miles of bad road and holding the baby, and a few pics from the hospital and when he was first brought home. More will be going up soon!
Me: Dude, I'm hungry. *gets 2 slices of bread out of the bag*
Sam: (Translated from the original Baby noises for your convenience) Excuse me! I am alone and do not like it! Also I have dropped my pacifier and would like it returned.
Me: One second Pumpkin! Mommy is coming! *drops bread into toaster, closes the bread bag*
Sam: OMG the service SUCKS and you are not getting a tip, woman! Why are you so SLOW!
Me: *bustles in chatting to the baby and putting the world back to rights* *gets distracted tidying up a bit, then sits at the computer for a few moments for a little bit of a break*
DURING THIS TIME HALF AN HOUR HAS PASSED
Me: Dude, I'm hungry. Wait ... did I eat earlier? *returns to kitchen and finishes making a sandwich*
Happy Holidays to everybody and I hope life is treating you all well! Things are pretty good even if I can't remember what I'm doing from one moment to the next and the housework *sighs* you know, I'm not going to talk about the housework. Things will soon be even better because I have a pumpkin pie in the oven, and I will soon have cookies in the oven, and then there will be the eating of said pie and cookies and that just makes the world a better place, am I right? I know! I'm totally right.
New pics in the Pumpkin Gallery, well, new to you. The professional pics are there too for those who were unable to look at them on the website. The requisite pic of the new mommy (me) looking like 9 miles of bad road and holding the baby, and a few pics from the hospital and when he was first brought home. More will be going up soon!
